I want to be rich and I want lots of money I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
LILY ALLEN
(Source: a-seedy-old-man)
Raining Men
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
I usually don’t post E cards, but this one made me laugh a lot.
Damn straight
I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown
calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
I would soo watch this show （＾∇＾）
Let’s pretend for five seconds that I can draw and this is hilarious
